"Songwriter/genius" (Car and Driver) Alex Castle brings a "carefree and often careless charisma" (Village Voice)* and a deep catalog of "hilarious" (Popular Mechanics) "heartbreaking" (Cat Fancy) "toe-tapping" (American Funeral Director) "mostly in tune" (Good Housekeeping) original compositions, guaranteed** to increase virility and stamina or your money back.
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